Oh HAII. This is Kincade.
The Titanic theme played on the recorder.
here’s a picture of drool on my tablet from me laughing so hard
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING
My grandma just came into my room and asked if i was ok she thought i was in pain or something but NO THATS NOT IT IM LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HAR DJESUS FUCKIFNG CRHISFT
MY DOG IS BARKING AT IT OMG
OMFG I WAS LISETING TO THIS I COULDN’T FEEL MY SIDES, THEN I SEEN THE PICTURE OF THE DROOL AND ROLLED OFF MY BED I CANT!!!
MY HALLMATES ARE TEXTING ME TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND THEY HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW BUT I CAN’T STOP HELP ME
Things were going so well, then I got smack in the face with a pile of “What the ever loving f***?!?!?”
Reminded me of the woman who played the saxophone on my best friend’s wedding. She was so embarrassed, she didn’t even stay for the reception. Hopefully she didn’t ask for the full salary she asked for as well.
Feels good, man.