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aduhm:

lol - laughing out loud

yrmoccfsr - you remind me of cottage cheese for some reason

dytkdwbmiisidlsoat - do you think Kirsten Dunst would be mad if I said I didn’t like Spiderman One and Two?

fuckyeahlaughters:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

agayboy:

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

gorilllas:

when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

stevensmizel:

i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth